Fuck off, suckers!

Dearest readership,

it is finally over.
Today I have paid all the major debts in my life (a HUGE thank you to mtcx for all his loving (monetary) support!), poured myself a big cup of steaming hot coffee and quite generally enjoyed life when I received the following message:


My day is slowly but surely filling up with win.

 

Love you sincerely,

 

Secrets

The new me

… didn’t work out as I hoped it would be. I’m still “the old one”… but I think that I should make friends with that one over time.

It’s a well-guarded secret amongst women why we enjoy painting our faces from time to time. Not only does it attract others, it helps us to see ourselves in a different light once in a while. And the best version of it,  is when you get someone else to do it for you. All one has to do is lean back and enjoy life while someone else is caressing your face.

Being the person I am it only added to the greatness when I knew that I could help Jowi, who’s getting trained as a make-up artist right now, by sitting back. I agreed on Facebook the other night and the next thing  I know is that I’m modelling for two of her creations.

And… to cut the crap and skip to the end: PIX! Enjoy 😀

Kisses and hugs,

Secrets

P.S.: Thinking about a birthday party. What do you think?

Dusty und sein Semmerl

Sie ist da!

Namensänderung von Rosenrot auf “Semmerl”. Warum?

Ex.:

“Dustyyy!!! Rooosenrooot!!” –> Who’s gonna listen to that?
“Dustyyyy!!! Roooosi!!!” –> No way. At all.

Semmerl it is then. For obvious reasons (shown below).

Vergesellschaftung läuft erstaunlicher- und glücklicherweise sehr gschmeidig. Ein paar Büschel Fell am 1. Tag, aber mittlerweile geht sie von alleine in die Klokiste (<– now that’s a word…:) ) und es wird zaghaft gekuschelt. Freude 🙂

Und last but not least:  Sie lässt sich nicht streicheln.  Sie verlangt danach.

Bissl was noch zu ihrer Geschichte:

Trächtig geworden und nicht mehr gewollt. Dann im Tierheim acht Junge auf die Welt gebracht und gut versorgt. Kastriert wurde sie auch noch (vor ca. zwei Wochen) und hin- und hergekarrt (Tierarzt etc.).

Als sie am Freitag zu mir kam war sie struppig und dünn (the I-can-feel-every-rib-and-the-spine-kind).
Mittlerweile…. naja, immer noch dünn, aber wir arbeiten dran… und ihr Fell glänzt immer mehr.

Ruhe tut gut. Streicheln hilft ihr auch, scheint mir.

Ich freu mich, dass sie da ist. AND I HAVE TO LIMIT MYSELF OR ELSE I WILL EXPLODE FROM ALL TEH KJUT! 😀

*hugs*

Secrets

Handle with care

Come on, guys, do you really think that I cannot handle even the slightest amount of direct criticism?
Let me assure you, I can.

In other words: Bring it on, bitches.

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Non-related news:

Going to Klagenfurt to meet you, my friends. *smiles* The sun is burning down like there’s no tomorrow and yes, my bunny has turned into a temporary puddle of white fluff. *squee* 🙂 Pics will follow, promised.

Sincerely,

Secrets

Dedicated to Heimdall

😀 Whee!!!

Kisses and congrats to Master Heimdall and HUGS HUGS HUGS.

You are the first to get certified and patented Secrets-freehugs-for-life from me.

*hands a voucher*

I bow before thee and say what all women tend to say  to somebody male at one point now:

 

Ich hab’s doch gesaaaagt!!

 

Alles alles Liebe, Meister Heimdall. Lasset Euch brav feiern, Ihro Diplomingenieurität.

Love,

Secrets