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I am a woman I have love and power in abundance.

 

*smiles*

 

NP: Letzte Instanz – Jeden Morgen

 

 

 

Still smiling.

 

Yours truly,
Secrets

BÜCK DICH!

Yeah, well… now I have your attention

Following posting is completely unrelated to its subject and dedicated to… ach, ich mach jetzt auf Deutsch weiter weil mein Herz dann besser reden … äh schreiben… ich verhak’ mich auch immer wieder in diese Metaphern, echt… kann.

Ich möchte allen lieben Menschen danken, die Samstag abend bei mir eingekehrt sind. Zwei Riesentöpfe Chili, 12 Biere, etliche nebenbei genossene Pralinen und vier Tage später freu ich mich unter anderem immer noch wie blöd, dass man mich mit Autoteilen verglichen hat. *grins*

Als Erinnerung für Euch und mich gibt’s jetzt eine kleine Fotostrecke mit Kommentaren Marke Secrets. Enjoy!

Syringa vulgaris in einem Bett aus handgeschöpfter Grand Cru Cuvée Edelschokolade. In other words: WAH, WAH, WAH!! *munch*

Urzeitkrebse! Die wollt' ich schon haben als ich sechs war. Derzeit noch verschweißt, aber schon bald auf unserer Showbühne...

May I present: "The wrapping paper formerly containing om nom nom"

Das Elixier das meinem Geliebten und mir _den_ Kickstart zum Exorzismus meiner Wohnung gegeben hat.

Sie vermisst ihre Geschwister, hofft aber, daß alle ein gutes Plätzchen gefunden haben.

Wenn die Zahl meiner getrockneten Rosen 100 erreicht, gibt's ein Fest.

Wo dieser Blumen...äh Totenkopf zu finden ist weiß nur Caela. Und vielleicht der Besitzer von Fanpackage Nummer 10, der am Samstag nicht damit angeben wollte.

Nun denn werte Leserschaft… das war “Secrets erstattet Bericht und freut sich”. Schalten Sie wieder ein wenn es heißt: “Das hat jetzt aber gar nix mit Oralsex zu tun!”

*in remembrance of real-life-hugs*

Secrets

I can explain this

Cuuuuute!

This happens when you leave Secrets with the assignment to “create a birthday card in Photoshop”.

(for a 35-year-old co-worker, that is.)

I thereafter officially lost my title of office Goth.

It’s … just me, I guess.

Yours truly,

Secrets

Es grünt so grün

Wer kommt mit? March on, children of the universe.

Peace,

Secrets

[edit] posted in “Walking on rainbows, eating candy.”
I personally, find this one funny. A pun. *wink*

The little things.

I have to share this. I think it’s great. AND SO WILL YOU!

I have bought myself a refillable lighter not long ago. Given my goth-happy-squeakylaugh-depressive schizophrenic persona, I chose this item …well, because… I took a liking.

would you have doubted my taste? Seriously?

Well. The story doesn’t end here, dearest reader. Noooooo.

Today, during work break I noticed the tiny little button right next to happy fire kitty.

I immediately leaped with joy (well…. you know… more like a …very slow and sloppy leap – but still…erm..*cough*….) and thought to myself: “Wow that must be one of those LED-powered super lighters with which you can find your black velvet knickers even in the darkest corners of the world’s forgotten couch paddings…”

And then…

I

pushed

it.

I summon thee! I. SUMMON. THEEEE!!!

Oh. my. GOD.

There you go. Shared now. And sharing is caring and caring is love and when everything boils down at last nothing remains but chains of memories. *links*

Oh. Don’t even let me start about Graz. *smiles*

Same place, same station – stay tuned.  Come back soon. Happy everytime you stop by (yes. I mean you. You exactly)

*purry hugs*

Secrets

Dogma

Today, I have spent a day with Spike. He’s Chicho now to the rest of the family – but a Spike is jus’ a Spike, an’ dats de way it is, baby! </morgan freeman>

Bonding. This is a cat-sized puppy, blue-eyed and baby-bellied –>

Instant Kindchenschema-Meltdown – and he likes my cookies, also.

All together now: “Awwwwwwww!”

Goddammit, that mother instinct had a field trip today. And it was fun. So much cute and cuddly puppy fun.

Enjoy life! Give a shit about carpets and fancy toys!! Run wildly towards an imaginary rainbow and be happy beyond thinking! Just be!

Sleep with a smile on your face. *smiles*

Notice that innocent baby karma? Watching a creature sleeping so peacefully can mess up all your elaborately crafted mind sets. It gives my mind-loving loop quite some spin.

virgin doggy paw pads.  VIRGIN. DOGGY. PAW PADS! *implodes*

They’re equal in size, now. Bad killer dog has quite some respect (okay, he came running and yelping towards me when the cat started hyperdrive on him… ). He wants to make friends with everything that has a heartbeat. *smiles*

SYN/ACK.

Connection established.

Yours truly. smiling,

Secrets

Panem et circenses

Waiting for all of you, dearest friends.
I’ll advance to prepare everything for you. And I am so looking forward to seeing you all. *BEAM*

To end this posting, a quite memorable copy-paste that has changed my life in a substantial way:

Sehr geehrte Frau L.,

Ihr Bakkalaureatszeugnis sowie Ihre eingereichten Unterlagen liegen im StudienServiceCenter zur Abholung bereit.

I want to make love to you all!!! )

Secrets

*hach*

Wahwahwahwah!!! *freu*

Fotos meines neuen Langbogens folgen in Kürze, wertes Leservolk. Es ist…so… geil. Irgendwie verblasst das Gefühl nach einer Zeit des Entzuges. Aber … vergessen kann man das tolle Gefühl einfach nicht, wenn man die Sehne loslässt.

Danke an Ancalime für das (Verkaufs)Gespräch und für den Kaffee.

*FREU*
Secrets

Le jour de gloire est arrivé

I guess you all know what the posting title implies.

I am happy with all my heart and soul at the moment. There’s not much more to say… and less shouldn’t be said either, I suppose.

*smiles*

Love to you all,
Secrets

Euphoria

I feel victoriously superior today. Can hardly describe all the joy. Not even ten broadly grinning smileys could express the tip of this joyous iceberg of happiness. Or… okay, I’ll give it a try….

Well, ….well, it … describes a part of the lunatic frenzy I’m in right now. The other part… well, come and have a beer with me. Or some tea. Or a mug of steaming espresso. I’d be pleased.

Hugs and love and kisses and cake,

Secrets